jesu fucking christi the goddamn theme is heavenly bodies. it’s the roman catholic church. this red carpet should be teeming with grossly ludicrously deliciously opulent drama. WHERE IS THE RELIGIOUS ICONOGRAPHY? WHERE IS THE HERESY?THE BLASPHEMY? if nobody shows up to the met gala this year dressed like a literal flaming archangel covered in a thousand eyes wearing six wings and a triple halo then what is the FUCKING POINT.